Greetings from
Chairman jN!
Some
may remember how, during the Great Leap Forward, the Maoist
cadres would shout out anti-capitalist slogans.
Well, they are gone &
capitalist America is still (sort of) here. Maybe we
should shout out capitalist slogans everyday (at least at home)!
Here are the Thoughts of Chairman jN!, borrowed & freely
transformed (with the Chairman's apologies to any remaining
Maoist cadres)...
- Wei renmin fuwu
(Serve the people) ⇨
{becomes} Serve
the taxpayer
- Bai hua qi fang, bai jia zheng ming
(A hundred
flowers bloom, a hundred schools of thought contend) ⇨ 300 million customers
bloom, 900 million products compete
- Gan xiang gan gan
(Dare to think, dare to act) ⇨ Dare to buy, dare to
sell
- Nongye xue Dazhai
(In agriculture, learn from Dazhai) ⇨ In agriculture, learn
from Ethanol
- Zao fan you li
(To rebel is justified) ⇨ To be financially
conservative is justified
- Pi Lin pi Kong
(Criticize Lin Biao and Confucius) ⇨ Criticize Barack
Obama and Karl Marx
- Fencui si ren bang
(Smash the Gang of Four) ⇨ Smash the Gang of Six
- Shishi qiu shi
(Seek truth from facts) ⇨ Seek facts from truth
- Shixian sige xiandaihua
(Achieve the Four
Modernizations) ⇨ Achieve Low Taxes,
Small Government, Universal Private Schools, and
Self-Reliance
- Zhi sheng yige haizi hao
(It is good to have just one child) ⇨ It is good to love
& care for your own children, as numerous as they may
be
And from that Old Devil Karl...
- Die Religion ist der
Seufzer der bedrängten Kreatur, das Gemüt einer herzlosen Welt, wie sie
der Geist geistloser Zustände ist. Sie ist das Opium des Volkes. (Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, as it is the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.) ⇨ Entitlement is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, as it is the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.
More
Thoughts
from Chairman jN!
-
Free-Market Capitalism is the only
Sure Defense against Fascism.
-
There is
No Substitute for Objective Reality.
-
To Control the Schools is To Control the People.
- "All of us, among the ruins, are preparing a renaissance beyond the limits of nihilism. But few of us know it". -- A. Camu
Written October 2011. Updated June 2012