Greetings
from Chairman jN!
Some may remember how, during the Great Leap Forward, the Maoist cadres
would shout out anti-capitalist slogans.
Well, they are gone & capitalist America is still (sort of)
here. Maybe we should shout out
capitalist slogans everyday (at least at home)!
Here are the Thoughts of Chairman jN!, borrowed & freely
transformed (with the Chairman's apologies to any remaining Maoist
cadres)...
- Wei renmin fuwu
(Serve the people)
⇨ {becomes} Serve
the taxpayer
- Bai hua qi fang,
bai jia zheng ming
(A hundred flowers bloom, a hundred schools
of thought contend) ⇨ 300
million customers bloom, 900 million products compete
- Gan xiang gan
gan
(Dare to think, dare to act) ⇨ Dare to
buy, dare to sell
- Nongye xue
Dazhai
(In agriculture, learn from Dazhai) ⇨ In
agriculture, learn from Ethanol
- Zao fan you li
(To rebel is justified) ⇨ To be
financially conservative is justified
- Pi Lin pi Kong
(Criticize Lin Biao and Confucius) ⇨ Criticize
Barack Obama and Karl Marx
- Fencui si ren
bang
(Smash the Gang of Four) ⇨ Smash
the Gang of Six
- Shishi qiu shi
(Seek truth from facts) ⇨ Seek
facts from truth
- Shixian sige
xiandaihua
(Achieve the Four Modernizations) ⇨ Achieve
Low Taxes, Small Government, Universal Private Schools, and
Self-Reliance
- Zhi sheng yige
haizi hao
(It is good to have just one child) ⇨ It
is good to love & care for your own children, as numerous as
they may be
And
from that Old Devil Karl...
- Die Religion ist der
Seufzer der bedrängten Kreatur, das Gemüt einer herzlosen Welt, wie sie
der Geist geistloser Zustände ist. Sie ist das Opium des Volkes. (Religion
is the sigh of the
oppressed creature, the
heart of a heartless
world, as it is the soul
of soulless conditions.
It is the opium
of the people.) ⇨
Entitlement
is the sigh of the
oppressed creature, the
heart of a heartless
world, as it is the soul
of soulless conditions.
It is the opium of the people.
More
Thoughts from Chairman jN!
-
Free-Market
Capitalism is the only Sure Defense against Fascism.
-
There
is No Substitute for Objective Reality.
-
To Control the Schools
is To Control the People.
- "All
of us, among the ruins, are preparing a renaissance beyond the limits
of nihilism. But few of us know it". -- A. Camu
Written October
2011. Updated June 2012